Thursday, February 28, 2013

L4. Choice

Hello. I am going to tell a very good story today. I hope you enjoy this, and I also hope you are enjoying your day today. This story should be different than any other story I have ever told. I think I will write about the Neapolitans! They are a group of superheroes! You have Strawberry Shortcake, Chocolate Thunder, and White Lightning. They like to fight crime when people aren't mistaking them for ice cream. White Lightning tends to get attacked first, kind of like how most people tend to eat the vanilla ice cream first. Chocolate Thunder gets attacked secondly because you have to love chocolate ice cream. The only odd part of this superhero collection is Strawberry Shortcake. She is a cute little girl who beats up girl scouts. No one thinks to attack her until it's too late! She springs into action like a puma! Once she gets her hands on someone they have no chance to get away and she eats them! She will literally pick someone up and just eat them like they are candy. It's pretty crazy. Chocolate Thunder loves to play basketball! (Not racist. He really is a basketball player.) The thing with White Lightning is he is really fast, kind of how lightning is. He soars like an eagle and strikes like a hawk. The one day they were just chilling in their little carton with the top closed so no one could get them. Then all of a sudden the top opened! They didn't know what to do! That's when a giant silver spoon started to enter the carton! They weren't too sure what was going on then all of a sudden they started to merge together. They formed a thing of ice cream! Chocolate Thunder was the Strawberry ice cream, White Lightning was the chocolate ice cream, and Strawberry Shortcake was the vanilla ice cream. I bet you didn't see that coming.

L3. What makes me angry?

A lot of things make me angry. Sometimes when I get angry I grow a lot bigger and I turn green, and I can lift things that no one else can carry or throw. I mean I think there is a superhero out there that can do the same stuff as me. I feel like he might take things too far and kill people. I don't kill people, and I don't help people either. I mainly just walk around and pick stuff up and put it down. It's not all that fun walking around all green and stuff. Sometimes I rip trees out of the ground to help little cats get out of them. I occasionally find a Frisbee. I usually find the normal red, blue, and green ones, but not today. I found a solid gold Frisbee in a tree. I'm talking many carats in this Frisbee. This made me pretty mad. I hate when people waste money on stupid stuff like a gold Frisbee. The couple of thousands of dollars could have feed a bunch of people for a while, but no this person decided to buy a stupid gold Frisbee. At this point I started to get green. This shade of green is like none of the other shades of green I have been. I also grow about 10 times the size of the size I usually grow too. I make the free with the Frisbee in it seem like an ant. I pick up the toothpick like tree and throw it in the ocean. I then start to jump up and down causing an earthquake and I take down all the trees people lose stuff in. I decide even though I am really angry I take all the toothpick trees and plant them in one area and turn it into a national forest. The name of it is "The big Green wonderland." That's what makes me mad.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

L2. What am I afraid of?

What am I afraid of? I am actually afraid of a bunch of things. The biggest thing I'm afraid of is heights. They really freak me out. The weird thing is that I love plane rides. I'm really scared of heights, but I find plane rides fun. I think that's quite odd because a plane is the highest up I have ever been and it doesn't bother me. I used to never ride roller coasters because my mother traumatized me. She made me go on the Superman as my first roller coaster. She knew I was scared of heights, and she forced me into the seat and buckled me up then we were going up the hill. I was about 8 at the time. I hated every second of going up the hill. The moment we started to go down the hill it was fun but the way up was horrible. I would not talk to my mother for the rest of the day because of what she did. It was awful and it ruined roller coasters for me. Then I finally started to be comfortable to try a roller coaster again, so I did. I rode the Mind Eraser and when we were going down my seat clicked forward, and that freaked me out again. This was probably at the age of 10. I was once again scared to ride roller coasters. Then at the age of 11 I started to ride roller coasters again, but I have yet to ride the superman again. I will one day. A lot of people are scared of spiders, but I'm not really scared of them. I just really don't like them. If I see one I will go out of my way to kill it. They are really weird, but I'm not really scared of them. They are just annoying and I just dislike them.

L1. Superbowl


I do not typically do much on Super Bowl Sunday. I usually just hang out at my house and eat chicken wing dip then eat a little dinner and watch the games mainly for the commercials. The only time I really watch the game is when there are teams I actually like in the game. One of my favorite super bowls was on February 6th 2011. The main reason was because the Green Bay Packers won. The Packers are my favorite team in the NFL. Aaron Rodgers is a phenomenal quarterback. So I would have to say overall that was the best Super bowl I have ever watched. I mean we had chicken wing dip and my favorite team was playing, and then they won! It was a great day. This Super bowl was actually quite boring. I also really liked the commercials. The Doritos commercial was amazing. The one guy asked if he could have a Dorito and the guy said he ate them all, and then the first guy said you missed the best part. Then he grabbed his hand and sucked his finger to get the cheese off and said mmm cheese. Then he ripped a guy’s pants off and then smelt them and yelled Doritos! It sounds really weird but it is very funny. Alright back to this Super bowl. I met my step sister’s boyfriend. He was a pretty cool dude. I cannot remember his name. I think it was Mike. I’m not too sure, but he brought these little snack things and they were delicious. He took the little square pretzels and got a Rolo candy and melted it onto them. Then he put peanut M&M’s on top and then let them cool. They were incredible. They tasted so amazing I really want one now. I didn’t really watch the game. I just ate all the food and was on Twitter. That was my Super bowl this year.

Thursday, February 7, 2013

K4. picture




I was sitting at my house just watching some usual boring TV. I decided I might as well shake it up a little bit so I headed out the door. I got in my orange Toyota Supra and went for a cruise. I was just driving around on the freeway. I wanted to test out my car a little bit, so I hit the clutch and threw her into 4th gear. My car's name is Veronica. She is a six speed manual transmission. She has a 2.0 turbo and two 20 pound nitrous tanks. She also has two giant 20 inch subs in the back. I was just driving and enjoying my music when I see this odd flock of birds flying above me. I decided I might as well race the birds. They were going really fast so I hit the clutch and shifted into 5th gear. I was going around 160, and Veronica was getting kind of hard to control so I started to slow her down and stop for the upcoming red light. I was just sitting here and this 1969 Dodge Charger R/T. I thought this would be a perfect chance to test out my car. There weren't any cars around so I revved my engine signaling that I wanted to race. He responded and when the light turned green I threw Veronica into 1st gear and was off. I looked over and only saw half of his car. He popped a wheelie from the start. At this point I realized that I might lose the race. I was holding my own though we were neck and neck. Then I noticed the lights were coming on for a train, so I hit the nitrous button and flew. I was in 6th gear already and my car was going to overheat, so I let off the nos. I flew over the tracks and he was right there next to me. Then a truck was backing out of a driveway so he had to swerve and he flipped his car. It rolled and rolled. I didn't know what to do so I kept driving. I ended up having to pull over for an ambulance because an old man had a heart attack. I noticed two people by a pier and they were looking at a boat. I was kind of bored driving around and it was getting late, so I headed home. I pull over on the side of the road. I get out of my car and look at my house then all of a sudden my house flew away. At this point I was done, and I jumped into my car and drove to Mexico and became an illegal street racer.