G2. Choice (true)

The other day I was stuck awake during the night. I could not sleep or fall asleep for that matter, so I decided to think. I thought about everything. I thought about my family, my friends, my life, my choices I've made, and all of the mistakes I've made. Upon thinking about all of these things I could not sleep. I was stuck awake thinking. It was horrible. I had a full day of school ahead of me. I thought about the fact that I had school tomorrow which made me think of how I am doing in school and college. I'm not sure about college. I have no clue what I want to do. I'm not all that smart so that helps limit things. I just have no clue. I don't know what I want to do with schooling at all. I might want to go to a trade school. Who knows? Definitely not me. If I'm going to spend the rest of my life doing something I'm going to have to like it. I know if I get a job that I like then it wouldn't be that hard. It would help make it easier to get through. I don't know.  I would like to be able to think of a career by the end of this year. I'm just not really interested in anything that could be a job. I will most likely be stuck awake tonight thinking about this again. I mean I guess it's good. The more I think about what I want to do when I get older the sooner I will know the answer to the most important question I have. What do I want to do when I get older? I hate when people ask what I want to do when I get older because I never have the answer.

G1. Choice

I was walking through the woods. It was very dark and I was all alone. I was unsure of the hazards of the dark scary forest. All I had on me was a pencil, and my cellphone. My cell phone had 5% battery left. I didn't want to waste the battery so I just put it back in my pocket and pulled out my pencil and put it on top of my ear. I had no reason to do that, but I decided to do it anyway. There isn't much else to say about the pencil besides Yolo. I then decided that I would probably be safer to sit in a tree so no animals could eat me. I really wouldn't like to be eaten. It would hurt really bad. I also would have to believe that the animals breathe wouldn't smell too good. It would be gross. Ew. So then I fell asleep in the top of a tree. When I woke up I looked around for a good while. The first thing I thought was that I was pretty surprised that I was still in the tree. I thought that I would have fallen from the top of the tree and gotten eaten by an animal. It was surprisingly warm out. I began to excrete perspiration out of my pores. I didn't have any deodorant on me because I didn't plan to be lost in the woods. The worst part about my perspiration was that a group of models was walking through the woods. I needed directions on how to get to the nearest gas station so I could purchase a Redbull. The only problem is I didn't have any money. I also didn't want to meet a group of models all sweaty and gross. I decided to yell from the trees and they were scared for me. They ran away and came back 5 minutes and 37 seconds later. Yes I counted. The next thing I knew there was a firetruck and the whole fire department here to save me. Then all the models bout me a Redbull. That was my first experience with models.

F4. Choice

One time this man named Jimmy was walking down the road. He walked past twenty houses from his house. They were all different colors. The first one was white and the rest of them were different versions of white. The final house at the very end was beige. You can determine if that's a variation of white or not. The choice is yours. Back to the story. He was walking and he looked at his feet and his shoes were untied. He quickly came to a stop so he could bend over and tie his shoes. When he stopped walking and looked at his feet there was a little bug by his feet. He decided to tie his shoes real quick then examine the bug. It was a orangeish yellow. If it were on the Crayola crayons it would be Macaroni and Cheese. Yes that is a real color. If you don't believe me Google it. Okay anyways, Jimmy was looking at the bug and it was crawling around in circle on the sidewalk. Jimmy was baffled at what the bug was doing so he poked it. The bug just stopped moving. Jimmy decided to say whatever and he stepped on it. Then he slid his foot on the corner of the sidewalk so the bug guts would be off his shoes. He then started walking again. He ended up outside of a gas station. He decided to go into the gas station to purchase something from the gas station. He walked to the back to the coolers. The big ones with the glass doors. He opened one and grabbed a Redbull energy drink. He put the Redbull into his pocket and walked out of the gas station. He then saw an old friend outside of the gas station. He walked over to his friend or as he would say his "homie." His "homie's" name was Taco. Taco liked to eat salads. Then Jimmy killed Taco and woke up and it was all just a dream.

F3. Favorite music genre

Hello my name is Jake. I am going to talk about my favorite music genre. My favorite music genre would have to be rap. I listen to it the most. I really only listen to the rappers: Mac Miller, Kid Cudi, Chris Webby, Wiz Khalifa, and Eminem. I don't really like listening to other rappers. The other rappers in this world don’t measure up to those rappers. They are all pretty good. Mac Miller only recently became famous along with Chris Webby. Chris Webby is about 7 out of 10 on the famous scale I created in my head. Wiz Khalifa has been making music for quite some time, but he really blew up with his release of the song “Black and Yellow.” It’s a very catchy song and is related to his home town’s colors. He lives in Pittsburgh. The home of the Steelers which are black and yellow. I don’t like the Steelers. Anyways back to rappers. There is a lot and I mean a really large number of rappers in this world. Most of them don’t go anywhere but they do their thing and just do what they love. Some people listen to their music and that’s all they are asking for is for a few people to hear their words and see their vision. As much as I enjoy rap I have a very large spot in my heart for Taylor Swift. The first day her album Red came out I got it but I also got the deluxe version of it. It is such a great album. My favorite songs on the album are 22 and I Knew You Were Trouble. Those songs are so great. I really would rather listen to Taylor Swift over any other artist ever. She just has an incredible voice and sings from the heart. She is basically the greatest person ever.

F2.5 Movie

ANCHORMAN IS A PHENOMENAL MOVIE AS WELL!! THAT IS ALL.

F2. Movies

  My three favorite movies are Scarface, Stepbrothers, and The Brave Little Toaster. The three movies are all different genres. Scarface is an action movie, and it's about crime. Stepbrothers is a comedy that is hilarious. The Brave Little Toaster is a kid’s movie. The Brave Little Toaster came out in 1987, Scarface came out in 1983, and Stepbrothers came out in 2008.

   Scarface is just an intense "edge of your seat" movie. You would think you knew what was going on than boom someone else dies. Scarface is about a guy name Tony Montana. If you have ever seen the movie you would say Tony Montana the way he does in your head. He has a think Cuban accent. He doesn't take anything from no one. He built his empire from the ground up. A lot of blood sweat and tears. It typically wasn't his blood. He did what he had to do to survive.It just isn't really appropriate for children.

  Stepbrothers is a super funny movie with some crazy stuff in it. It'll make you laugh a lot, and it's pretty much amazing. "Why are you all sweaty?" "I was watching Cops" one of the best set of quotes right there. It was all about how Brendan wanted to play Dale's drum set. Dale wouldn't let him play with it. Then one day when Dale wasn't home Brendan played the drums and Then Dale came home and got mad at him.

  The Brave Little Toaster was one of the most amazing movies in the history of the world. I loved it. I don't remember much of the movie besides the fact that I loved it. All I remember is that it had a talking Toaster, blanket, vacuum, lamp and radio. If you are bored and would like to watch a phenomenal movie check out any of these three.

F1. Favorite Book

I really cannot say I have a favorite book. I have two books I really like. My like for these books is borderline love. The first book is Chicka Chicka Boom Boom by Bill Martin Jr. and John Archambault. The book is very amazing. I truthfully still spend most of my evenings reading the book with a nice cup of Joe. When I say a cup of Joe I'm referring to coffee, but I'm not being serious because I don't drink coffee at night. That would make me more awake. At night I read the book to help me sleep. The coffee would make me want to stay up and read it about fifty more times. It's a great book but I don't want to over read it. The more you use something because your mind will already know what's going to be said and you will more a less memorize the story and kill the suspense. Suspense is one of the things that give life a lot of fun. Suspense rhymes with a fence. I do not have a fence in my yard. It's kind of hard to keep things out of my house without a fence, but back to the book. It's so amazing. If you have never read the book I advise you to go out and read it. My other favorite book would have to be If You Give A Mouse A Cookie by Laura Numeroff. It has one of the best plots ever. There is a little mouse who wants a cookie. We the readers know not to give the mouse the cookie, but the mouse gets a cookie! The mouse always come back to get more cookies. The book really makes me want a cookie. Actually I am getting some girl scout cookies. The best kind ever. Thin mints if you didn't know. They taste insanely good and they are just the best thing ever invented cookie wise.