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Herbert was relaxing at his house when he heard the most peculiar noise. He thought nothing of it. He decided that watching the evening news was more important than finding out what could have produced said noise. He was getting quite bored with the commercials so he stood up from his nice green comfy chair and headed towards the kitchen. He recently broke up with his girlfriend so he was going to make himself a sandwich. He heard the noise again. He looked around quite confused. He once again shrugged it off and continued to head to the kitchen to make his sandwich. He grabbed his loaf of bread, his peanut butter, and his jelly. He whipped up a nice big peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He took a huge bite then he heard the noise for a third time. He threw his sandwich in the air and it hit the ground and went everywhere. He had a very parched throat so he washed down the peanut butter with a nice big glass of milk. At this point he could not ignore the sound so he headed towards the hall way between his room and the living room. He looked around the corner like a ninja to try and find out what the noise was. He couldn’t see any intruders, but he saw a larger bump in the rug. The bump was right next to his night table with his favorite lamp on it. Herbert walked towards the bump and picked up a chair to poke the bump with. Then the bump knocked over the table and his favorite lamp fell and shattered. Herbert was so mad that he started to slam the chair where the bump was. The bump was moving around and Herbert could not get it. Then the unthinkable happened. Herbert had a heart attack and died.